Flintstones - Happy Anniversary (via Bax2008) via @brundle_fly (in response to my anniversary tweet)
43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life
- Remove your doors
- Eat half of each pet
- Sit on a big, thick book
- Something something keyring holder
- Paint clocks cheery pink
- Wear discarded food
- Makebelieve girlfriend chair
- Sleep in liquor cabinet
- Embrace hug love hug meow meow
- Small room to plan crimes
- Hack your house key organizer
- Mail a surprise toaster
- Just stare more
- Fourteen
- Poke holes in paper things
- Macrame shoelace tree
- Scrapbook poop and pee
- Euthanize even faster
- Amputate favorite limb
- Pencil shaving gallery
- Immigrant coat rack
- Shoebox of dangerous porn
- Zen unicorn rainbow zen journal
- Icepick to one good eye
- Simplify fourteen harder
- Aluminum foil swan cozy dryer
- Smell your finger. All of it.
- Resimplify your simplicity
- Habitualize your zen
- Remind your drapes, “I love you, Mrs. Textile”
- Freeze your clutter
- Couch fort dinner party
- Nicene creed robot
- Only sodomize things that forgive
- Coaxial sweater vest
- Transitive verb predicate clause
- More crying but quieter
- Inhaler nativity
- Contact paper taxonomy binder
- America’s Roast Beef: Yes, Sir
- Breathe like no one’s dancing
- Unbridled solo diaper play
- Illuminated panty shrine
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Nielsen Soundscan has just released the Canadian music sales figures for 2009. Notwithstanding the regular claims that the Canadian digital music market cannot develop without copyright reform, the…
Remember when Facebook was called Thefacebook and looked like this? I can’t believe I’ve been on it for almost six years, since summer 2004.
Aggressive-Aggressive Note of the Day: Note to self: Utahans do not appreciate having their burritos stolen.
Also: They apparently own top hats.
And: TL;DR: I hate you.
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OMG! Adorbz of the Day: “Sweet Tooth” — Valentine’s Day toothbrush love tags — from Twig & Thistle.
There’s nothing like a gift that will remind your special someone of you twice a day! I can’t think of a better way to start your morning than with a sweet little love note. Simply wrap one of these tags around your loved one’s toothbrush and be prepared for smiles!
The free template includes four sweet sayings (I’ve got a sweet tooth for you / You’re too sweet for words / You’re the toothpaste to my toothbrush / You satisfy my sweet tooth), a “him” and a “her,” and a blank one for some sweet custom love.
Grab it here. (pdf)
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Effects of a meme
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How Geek Is Your Love of the Day: This Valentine’s Day, show your signifigeek other how much their geekiosity means to you with a free set of geeky love notes, courtesy of The Domestic Scientist.
[tds.]
Jimmy Eat World - A Praise Chorus
Are you going to live your life wondering,
Standing in the back, looking around?
Are you going to waste your time thinking
How you’ve grown up or how you missed out?
Things are never going be the way you want.
Where’s it going to get you acting serious?
Things are never going to be quite what you want;
Even at twenty-five you got to start sometime.
I’m on my feet,
I’m on the floor,
I’m good to go.
And all I need is just to hear a song I know.





